A 10-year-old girl in the allegedly communist state of North Korea has been discovered wearing a Christian Dior coat worth $1,900, while poverty and starvation rage across the country (tinyurl.com/4em5ew2d).
Fears for the girl were allayed, however, after the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un stepped in, saying ‘Don’t worry kid, I’m your father, and nobody will say a damn thing or I’ll have them executed.’ They were present to enjoy the spectacle of a Hwasong-17 intercontinental ballistic missile launch.
Ensuing public outrage did not materialise as the national press plastered the incident across no front pages, and intrepid local journalists continued to avoid alternative careers as inmates in the country’s re-education camps.