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So that’s it then, with the Lynchers Faction winning the final motion it’s sorted, the lights will dim, a spot will cast a shadow, it’s Sleezy Smith being lowered into the hall, descending from heaven, dry ice will fill the floor, the foot stamping will begin, Chanie & the Cliffites will drift onto the stage, breaking into a rendition of ‘The Two Souls of Draper’ but with changed words, ‘The Two Souls of Sleezy’, Anna & Donny will float down the central aisle holding aloft the Cliffite Relics, the Central Cttee. will rise, embracing The Sleezy, welcome home comrade!, Sleezy shedding a tear, hardy embraces, Basher greeting the crowd, the foot stamping rising in intensity, hollering like an ISO rally, the CC-member-to-be leading the CC onto the platform, each member bowing before the gallows on the stage,Chanie has broken down, Sleezy consoling her, she whispering if only The Old Man were here to see the second coming of Sleezy!, Anna & Donny hugging mom, Sleezy turning to the delegates, doing a ‘come on, then, if you fink you’re ‘ard enuf!’, the screams!, then an Ali shuffle, ecstasy breaks out!, another Ali shuffle!, the crowd’s gone wild!, rising to a crescendo, then Chairman Karen R, flanked by the 8 DC members all Loyal Lynchers, raising a hand, immediate silence, a spot picks out the Dueller of the Dark Side, a deeper silence, Professor Rope ascending the pulpit, the delegates gasp, opening a Holy Text, beginning to read, Vlad’s final text, ‘Better Fewer, But Better’.

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