MORE LIGHT BULB JOKES

[alanjjohnstone]

Q: How many SPGBers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:You need a majority of voters before you can make changes.

Q: How many SPGBers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:  None. They won’t, because “We already have enough bulbs to illuminate the entire world three times over.”

Q:  How many Adam Buicks does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  I don’t know, but I can look it up in back-copies of the Standard for you.

Q: How many Trotskyists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A lightbulb can’t be changed. It has to be smashed.

Q: How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Reformism never changes anything.

Q:  How many Socialist Studies members does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  Two. One to try to change it and one to kick the chair out from under him. Changing lightbulbs is reformism

Q.  How many Socialist Workers Party members does it take to change a lightbulb.
A.  Four. One to change the bulb, one to write about it for “the  paper”, one to sell you “the paper” and another to follow you home and  ask why you weren’t at the bulb changing, if you plan to make the next  one and if you were still as committed.

Q. How many rank and file SWP members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. They prefer to be left in the dark.

Q:  How many SPEWers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  Two – one to change it, and a second to hand out leaflets.

Q. How many Trotskyists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Plainly this is not a transitional demand.

Q:  How many capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None, that’s the proletariat’s work!

Q:  How many capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  Two.  One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!

Q:  How many Marxist determinists does it take to change  in a light bulb?
A:  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.

Q:  How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  All of them.

Q:  How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None, they use light bulbs which don’t burn out, so they don’t know how.

Q: How many reformists does it take to change a light bulb
A:  50,000 marching on Parliament demanding the light bulb be changed!

Q:  How many Goldman-Sachs brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  Two.  One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it’s already burned out).

Q:  How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  Hmmm… well there’s an interesting question isn’t it ?

Q:  How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the lightbulb exists.

Q:  How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  Define “lightbulb”….

Q:  How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None. They won’t, because “We don’t know what effect all this artificial light will have on the future of mankind.”

Q:  How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:   None. They won’t, because “Nature provides us with all the light we need; we just haven’t learned to use it yet.”

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