The cuts

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    alanjjohnstone
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    10 friends out for a meal.  

    If you added up all the wealth of the table, one has 90%. The other 9 have the remaining 10% between them.  

    The rich one is dining out on steak, lobster, and expensive wine – while the other nine are ordering the side salad and water as it is all their budget can afford .

    The bill comes and the wealthy person turns to the nine and says ‘we must split the bill equally’.

    The nine look at each other and grimace. Someone pipes up ‘But…we didn’t have any steak or wine’

    The rich person  quips back ‘That may well be true…but I didn’t have any of your salad either!’

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