Using his brilliant observational skills over the last weeks and months, Sunak has concluded that Britain faces dangerous, transformational times. Who’d have thought it? But don’t worry – he has a plan to ensure a secure future for us all, should he win the next election. Presumably, it will also result in fairness and opportunities for everyone.
And squadrons of pigs are preparing for take-off too.
But let’s not be harsh on Rishi alone – Davey, Starmer and the rest will promise anything to slime their way into administering the system for the owning class. The socialist, in comparison, can only promise to keep exposing the lie that capitalism is the best that humanity can achieve.